i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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