we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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