Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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