I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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