In the future we'll all be gay
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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