are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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