Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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