where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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