If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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