So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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