Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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