I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do vagina's smell?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize