so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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