Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I AM VODKA MAN
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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