Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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