I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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