So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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