I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Randomize