Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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