Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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