is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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