Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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