Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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