Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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