But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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