Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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