He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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