we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So squirting runs in the family.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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