turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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