and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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