Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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