office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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