the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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