: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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