yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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