you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
