Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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