I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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