i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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