Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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