He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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