So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Couch. On fire.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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