Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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