Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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