My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
time to smoke my breakfast
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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