He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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