I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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