i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The power of my boobs compel you
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