did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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