I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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