just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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