I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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