So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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