id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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