did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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