bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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