Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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