I molested 6 butterflies tonight
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Maybe he injected his testicle?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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